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Lighten
up, let go or simply get inspired with our collection
of jokes And while you're at it, send some of your own
contributions here. |
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Wife:
Hey! What's on Television.
Husband: A Flower Pot and some Dust. |
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Mrs.X
shouted at her servant:
'Oi Stupid, this egg is ice cold. Did you boil it in iced
water?' |
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The
loo minute: How long a minute is depends on what side
of the bathroom door you're on. |
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A
man was wandering around a fairground and he happened
to see a fortune-teller's tent. Thinking it would be good
for a laugh, he went inside and sat down. "Ah....." said
the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. "I see you
are the father of two children." "That's what you think,"
said the man scornfully. "I'm the father of THREE children."
The woman grinned and said, "That's what YOU think." |
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Shopkeeper's
son had trouble with his eyes. He took the boy to an eye-specialist
who operated upon and replaced the boy's eyes with those
donated by a Minister. A few days after the operation,
the doctor asked the father,"How's your son doing?" "He
is fine," replied the father,"but he keeps on gazing at
a chair whenever he finds one." |
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